Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Murphy's Law
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Anything good in life is either Illegal immoral or fattening.

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.

Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.

A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the hells going on.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

The other line always moves faster.

Murphy’s Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.

Anything that you try to fix will take longer and cost more than what you thought.

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you do not need it.

No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Murphy was an optimist

Monday, July 03, 2006

Mr Universe

Has anyone ever noticed how the Mr Universe competition has only ever been won by people from earth. Call me a fool but I mean come on there's got to be something else out there and calling it a 'universe' competition strikes me as false advertising and they have no right to call it Mr Universe with only people from earth as competitors. So is this down to our ignorance or is it just because all of the 'aliens' in our universe are scrawny and could never be that muscular or at least not enough to enter that particular competition? Are all aliens like the classic hollywood style ones that have really thin bodies and heads that are so out of proportion that the alien is almost toppled over by it?